Woman Accidentally Broadcasts Hookup On Mic System For Entire Ship To Hear

The wonderful men and women of our military sacrifice a lot for the safety of our country...including having sex, and it really sucks. But come on, what do you expect when you put 1200 people on one ship then send them out to sea for seven months? This Sexcapade story is about a woman who is on a military aircraft carrier with little privacy and an active libido. Sex is going to happen, the problem is just getting caught...and unfortunately, she did, in quite possibly the worst way you could imagine.

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